The greeting card aisle is going to be packed this week at the grocery store- dozen of folks swarmed around to find just the right words to stick in an envelope. It’s coming Sunday: Mother’s Day. This is the day we set aside to celebrate moms and all they mean to us. Seventy-five percent of all the flower sales in the U.S. each year happen THIS weekend. That’s a lot of roses, ya’ll. For many moms and their children this is a beautiful day filled with family and flowers, good food and gifts. We will smile and thank our families and share a meal, and it will be restful. I anticipate it will be that way for me. But this is far from reality for many.
Because sometimes there are no words and no bouquets.
For some Mother’s Day can be a brutal-reminder kind of day. The day that points out to a woman all the holes, the tattered places, the loss. There is a vacant seat at the table, an empty mailbox, or a painful place in our hearts.
Because this broken world can mean wayward children and less-than-perfect relationships. Often there is no card that can be purchased that says just the right thing from a daughter who carries too much pain and distance between herself and her mom. Or Sunday might be a day that a daughter just sits with memories of her mother, lost from this world because of cancer, a lifetime cut way too short.
Or maybe a mother sits surrounded by photographs hung on the walls of her children, her table empty, no visitors to welcome. Maybe she’s lost a child to death or to a prodigal path. Maybe there’s just silence these days. Maybe she has given up that she will ever hug them again.
These are not Hallmark moments.
So to all the moms or daughters who feel a little broken this Mother’s Day… I see you. This Sunday might be a time of mending for you, or it might just be a day to sit with the feelings. I don’t know. I only know that I have a little gift for you, to remind you that regardless of your circumstances, you are beloved.
I created these reminders for myself: 18 scriptures printed on a page that speak truth to me. I framed them, right there here where I can see them daily.
They contain words like:
You are loved. You are beautiful. You are special. You are cared for.
Words from a Father who knew that we would need them. Words just maybe for such a time as this- a day that comes with mixed feelings and lonely places.
So to moms or daughters that find this weekend hard, these are for you. I’d send you roses and daisies from my yard too if I could. You are not alone. You can download this printable HERE.
“Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles. And let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us.” – Hebrews 12:1
If you know me at all you have probably seen pictures of me and my posse. My girlfriends. My GF’s. We have 27 years between us. I have been part of this group for nearly 20. I don’t remember life without them. We will show up in your feed on retreats or arranging flowers for a girlfriend’s second wedding. You’ll know that 7 of the 9 of us have the same ankle tattoo. (Two of us will make this sisterhood symbol with permanent marker when we are in the retirement home…we’ll need to find each other.)
You might think that this whole “finding your tribe thing” is easy. You might think that it’s all brunch and road trips and birthdays.
You would be right. And you would be very wrong.
You might call me lucky But luck has nothing to do with keeping relationships for that amount of time with eight women.
That’s like saying “you’re so lucky you’ve been married for 25 years.”
This gig takes a whole mess of work and humility. If you ever find yourself envious, this is the truth behind our story. This is my version of the disclaimer that should be provided on every long-term relationship of any kind.
Because community is going to cost you.
The truth is that when friendship with a group of women is fresh and new it won’t cost you much. Over coffee you can share fashion finds and recipes, your latest thrift store purchases, family stories, and parenting tips. It’s easy, breezy, beautiful.
But stick around awhile and the casual conversations will wear thin. Facades will fail.
It’ll start small. One of you will have a bad day, a series of bad days, a bump in your marriage, or a full-blown nervous breakdown. Scars will come into focus if you spend enough time together. If you dare to examine each of your sisters and keep showing up for a front row seat to life with another human being, humanness will be exposed. It won’t be pretty. You might consider leaving.
When years spin on the calendar, nearly 20 to be exact, you’ll still realize it’s the most beautiful, hardest thing you will ever be part of.
Over the years you’ll be a witness your sisters at their best. You’ll cry happy tears because one’s daughter is saying her vows surrounded by sprays of flowers. Your mother-of-the-bride girlfriend will walk down the aisle with a knowing glance into the gaggle of you, her body at the perfect weight. She is floating like an angel and you practically gloat at the opportunity to witnesses the glory. You proudly beam at the reception.
The group of you will gather, crowding around a small cafe table and lean in close to hear the latest accomplishment of one of your sisters. You’ll toast your coffee cups and drive home smiling because gosh darn it, one of you did the thing she’s been talking about for a solid four years and it’s the proudest moment deep in your heart to know she is thriving.
You’ll cheer in the audience, one of your sisters at the podium giving her acceptance speech for one award or another, her finally finding her voice.
You’ll rock each other’s babies and then watch each of them grow like a beanstalk until they grow almost out of sight and you don’t see them often enough anymore. Each holds a piece of your heart, frozen in time with one single memory of all of you tending to ALL THOSE KIDS while trying to hold a conversation at a bible study in a messy kitchen.
You’ll buy one of the girlfriends a gift at some random store, giggling, just because it reminds you of her on a Tuesday.
You’ll group text like a teenager and send all the emojis on a heartbreaking day just to make her smile.
You’ll begin to hear all the words, even the ones she never speaks because your hearts begin to know each other.
You’ll see the beauty in her when she squints to see it in herself and you’ll sing the song in her heart back to her when she has forgotten the words.
You’ll laugh at very inappropriate times together. VERY. INAPPROPRIATE. TIMES.
And these times will become your memories and a part of you forever.
Those are the good moments, but a real tribe will cost you.
A circle of real girlfriends will beg you to lay down your pride. They will demand time, patience, and more understanding than your two year old who is yet to be potty-trained. The relationships will beckon you to listen deep and to soften judgement. Your shared love will call you to be vulnerable and transparent. You’ll have to get real up in here if you want to stay.
The truth is that you’ll have to eventually decide if your are a runner or if you are a fighter.
You’ll have to know in the guts of your very self if you can grow in deep commitment. You’ll have to know if you have the strength to to come out of hiding. From yourself and to them.
You will disappoint each other, a lot. You will hurt each other, often unintentionally.
And that’s not any kind of fun.
This past weekend I sat in a circle with my tribe. The ones who have held my hand in scary times, jumped for joy in summer seasons, and slapped me right upside the head when I was way off kilter. I talked about how hiding is the true root of any sin and satan wants nothing more than for us to be divided, alone, and without community. That’s the cold hard truth so I reminded them and myself that we are gonna have to fight.
How easy it would be to overlook each other’s bad habits, the lies we tell ourselves, and to glance away from the gaping holes in each other’s hearts.
Because we have an enemy that knows every sin that hinders us from being all that God created us to be and every tender place.
We’re going to have to be intimate here if we are going to be the body of Christ. And intimacy means “into me see.” We’re going to have to look into each other with eyes and hearts wide open.
We going to have to live with eyes wide open and a great big focus on Jesus.
Satan prowls like a lion in the night searching for an “In” to destroy sisterhood, for a way between us. He knows that we are better together. Isolation and quiet despair are the recipe he concocts to tell us we are unlovable, left out, forgotten.
So if you are in it for the long, ugly, beautiful haul of being in the body of Christ… all in for birthdays and gift-exchanges and toasting sunsets at the beach, you’re going to have to also be willing to surrender to the hard. You’re going to have to show up that one day when you find yourself with your hands on your sister’s feet, sitting cross-legged below her praying bold prayers to heal the broken places in her marriage and/ or whisper “Dear Lord to please tend to the scars she carries from the past.” You will pray for her harder than you pray for your own needs.
Because over time she has become a part of you, a mirror of you.
And you better be able to face a mirror because each woman in that circle of community you joined will hold one up and ask you to look close if they really love you.
And so, yes, I do have eight very close girlfriends. And I signed up for all of that. We each did.
Right in the middle of the retreat, when we had started talking about the broken places, we scrolled our names right across the top of a blank sheet of paper. We taped them towards the light and each of us wrote the words of truth right there under each other’s names in permanent marker.
Because just like Michelangelo, we see beauty in every block of marble. A masterpiece that is waiting to emerge.
And our words to each other begin to bring each other out of hiding.
Yes. Community will cost you.
And it will fill you.
A sisterhood will challenge you.
It will also rock the lies, expose the truth, and make you do the hard work.
Community will ultimately make you come alive, looking to the cross as your only hope.
We’re just here to sing the backup verses to the song He has planted in side of of our sisters, to carry each other’s voices when we have no words. I played this song at the end of my talk Saturday, surrounded by the girls who have helped me find my voice.
If you want to be in a girlfriend tribe you better be willing to sing a strong backup.
I’m so grateful for my dear friend Jennifer Hand of Coming Alive Ministries who led our retreat this weekend and one of the GF’s Renee who spoke and gave us deep questions to ponder with each other. I’m also grateful for the GF’s who took most of the pictures in this post because I took not a one the whole weekend. It takes a village, ya’ll.
When I was fifteen years old I was in the passenger seat during a terrible car accident. I don’t remember much from that day or the days that followed. I sustained the most injury out of the 4 teens in that Oldsmobile on that Friday night of my sophomore year of high school. Firefighters with jaws of life removed the crumpled metal and freed my leg. All the toes in my right foot were crushed, and my face hit the dashboard with great force. Scars from the stitches surrounding my mouth are still visible these 30 years later.
My right leg was broken.
I hobbled on crutches for several months after ER surgeons repaired my toes. My face was a mess but I was young and resilient. I eventually healed, with a few scars to show for the ordeal.
I remember feeling beaten up and pretty un-beautiful during a time in high school that looks and fashion were important.
My friends had new clothes and a few had new cars the January when I hobbled in after the school doors reopened. All I had were some new scars and a new pair of crutches.
I felt cheated that new year. Broken and bruised during a time that everyone appeared rested and put-together.
But something that I didn’t expect and that I didn’t understand at the time happened a few months later, close to my 16th birthday.
After the large cast was removed I noticed that the exact place where my bone had been broken on my right leg was raised. The doctors called it a calcium deposit.
I called it ugly.
But the truth was that my body had overcompensated in trying to rebuild what had been broken. It was stronger now. This raised area on my leg never went away. It has stayed as a reminder of a hard season.
My leg aches sometimes when the weather changes, but it’s a part of me now. A tangible reminder that it’s in the broken places that have been healed that we can claim strength.
That the strong, jagged place of mine reminds me that our jagged places tell a story.
And when we are broken we have a few options for dealing with it. Most of us prefer to hide.
Especially when everyone else seems to be having beautiful beginnings. When their new year’s resolutions are shiny and fresh perspectives are plentiful. When we feel like we are the only one in a broken marriage, a broken relationship, traveling a broken road limping toward hope of healing.
Every January I’m reminded a bit of my brokenness. The tree branches are bare and the road feels kind of lonely in quiet new ways. My resolutions seem shallow.
But January also reminds me of a story I heard once about a cathedral that was built over a century ago. The architect ordered fresco paintings for the walls and several large mirrors to line the ceiling. When the mirrors were delivered and unwrapped it was discovered that they were all broken into jagged pieces. The construction team was discouraged and went about the work of carefully getting the broken mirrors into the trash. But when the architect returned and learned of their condition, he ordered the pieces retrieved from the garbage. And then he ordered them to be broken further.
The tiny mirrored pieces were painstakingly adhered to the ceiling. Each reflected at a different angle and it became a breathtaking display of light.
I believe that’s what God does with our broken hearts, our broken pasts, our broken lives. Maybe January is not a place of wholeness at all. Maybe it’s a place to fully accept our brokenness. A time to see the hurts and to believe again that God removes, orders, and lines the heavens with their beautiful reflection. Perhaps so we can see our brokenness is strong and beautiful after His repair.
I have come to understand that God is not afraid of broken places.
He can make them prisms of light reflecting grace and glory. If we surrender and we are still, He will cast his mercy and beauty, which insulates us to heal.
Sometimes in the soft and broken filtering light of a new year.
Hello 2018. You came in downright cold today in most places here in the U.S. Friends have messaged me all day of -20 degree temperatures in the Midwest.
I found it hard to leave yoga pants and my favorite sweatshirt and opted to stay cozy in said comfort wear all day and organize my office. (By the way, if you EVER see me attempt to purchase a journal or notebook of any kind in 2018 please STOP me…I counted 14 when I purged today. Yes, those are just the ones that are unused.) I’m pretty sure I purchase one every single time I see one I like. It’s a problem.
But I regress.
We have kept the bottom cuttings from our Christmas tree for the past seven years. You know, the part you cut off so that water can seep up better through the trunk? Yeah, we keep them. We take a sharpie and write the year right there. Then we line them up on our mantel as Christmas decorations, resting in the garland by the stockings. They are a reminder.
We have to look back before we look forward.
Best of 2017:
Publishing a book.
You can read most of the details HERE. It was such joy to celebrate with Tammy at a few book signings and to talk 1:1 with others about the message of “A God Of All Seasons.” From copies being placed in a cancer center ministering to those undergoing chemo in Iowa to the woman who shared with me that she has used it as a daily devotional in the days after losing a loved one, God has moved powerfully. Sometimes I just had to get out of the way of who I thought the message might reach.
(Good news: The Kindle version of A God Of All Seasons is just $2.99 right now. Maybe a good way to start off your mornings this January? You can download it HERE.
Practicing A Season of Intention
During the month of November Tammy and I did series of Facebook Live videos. (We went LIVE EVERY day, ya’ll!!) We intentionally took a few moments to notice the small, to realize where God was speaking in our season. It was a joy to connect with others in this way and really stretched us to open our bibles every single morning, to look for the God moments, even in the hard winters. If you missed these I have linked each live video below. Just click on the link that interests you or watch the whole series in January, a little bit at at time.
This post really struck a chord. I penned it straight from my heart on December 10th and it clearly resonated. If you are living in “Hallway Moments” right now, this one’s for you. I see you. God sees you. You can interact with the original post HERE.
Today is “D Day”: Diagnosis Day.
Twenty years ago TODAY we heard the words “Malignant.” It was December 10, 1997.
I had survived a four hour surgery. I was eight months pregnant and our daughter was still alive there inside me. The large tumor had been removed that was lodged right beside her. Twenty-nine staples lined my body which matched my age.
At twenty nine I had ovarian cancer. I was still pregnant.
A long road was ahead.
I don’t remember much about that day. I do recall begging my mom from that bed in the ICU to tell me the truth about what they had found. I slipped in and out of consciousness, struggling with what I would later understand to be pulmonary edema, fighting contractions, and complications from the surgery from the many medications that were pumping through my body. My life and my daughter’s life were precarious.
This man carried the weight of my cancer diagnosis and the worry. He spent much of his time in the hallway. My mom and his parents did too.
We all walked hallways. The in-between places.
He paced the hallways between the NICU and the cancer floor. He fought for me and for our family and he hasn’t stopped fighting.
I survived ovarian cancer. Barely. Our daughter Shelby was born 15 days after cancer was removed from my body, at 6:14 Christmas morning. Don’t ask her if she dislikes having her birthday on Christmas. She’ll tell you she shares a birthday with Jesus. We all understand the miraculous nature of it all.
Each year on D Day I have a range of emotions. I feel deeply blessed, incredibly awed that I even get another year on this planet, and I also relive the sadness, the despair, the “unfairness” of it all.
This morning I looped my arm around my son in church, him standing much taller than me. I can hardly believe he was born 2 ½ years after my diagnosis. The biggest miracle of all. I nearly doubled over with gratitude.
Today I remembered this specific memory:
A year after my diagnosis, when my hair was just beginning to grow back and our daughter was learning to take her first wobbly steps I asked my husband a weighty question.
“I never saw you, your parents or my mom cry in my room during that really scary time. I mean, samples were being sent to Johns Hopkins and twenty-three people were in the room when Shelby was born and I just kept thinking everything was fine because you were all so strong.”
I have never forgotten his response.
“You weren’t in the hallway. There were a lot of tears and hugs in the hallway.”
We all know hallways, yes?
The places between the now and and the not yet. The shuffling about in confusion. The questioning of everything, including God. I was in the room, battling in my own way but so many others were in the hallway.
I almost didn’t post about my “D Day” today. I figured maybe it was time to just keep all my melancholy emotions to myself. But then I thought of you- ALL of you in hallways this holiday season.
Those of you pacing, struggling, hurting, and questioning in hallways. Hospital hallways, yes, but also maybe just in caverns of pain and loss. Maybe with empty chairs around your table.
If you are in a hallway this year I just want you to know that today, on my personal D Day, I see you. I don’t know what the thing is that brought you here. But I do know that God is tender enough to have come to this world in the most vulnerable of moments, in the most unexpected, broken, forgotten place that He could have showed up.
He will show up in your hallway.
Looking Forward to 2018:
I pick a “Word of the Year” and have for the past 5 years. This is simply a word to center around, to intentionally seek, study, and incorporate into my life. This year the word found ME. I’ve been asked to speak at a few places around the country in 2018. Something you may not know about me is that I was painfully shy as a child. Deeply introverted and a strong feeler, I was nearly mute during school days until the 2nd grade. Speaking was hard for me. It takes a certain kind of brave to speak. Writing has always been easier, safer. I have spoken a lot over the years on behalf of cancer patients, as a keynote many times, and I love speaking as a teacher in my roles as a professor over the years. I know HOW to speak, I just haven’t in awhile. But now I sense God widening my message and calling me to muster a braver voice. So my word for 2017 is SPEAK. To me this means speak love, speak truth, speak for justice. It is the opposite of being quiet and holding it in, which I am exponentially better at doing.
I have another book in the works. It’s just an outline now with about enough content for six chapters, but it’s a message I feel very passionate about and a goal to publish it this summer. I also have a collaborative project I am re-visiting with my co author Tammy. This all makes me giddy. (After all, I am the girl who spent every day after school at the library…my library card was (and still is) my most prized possession. I’m a girl of words. And now my office is clean, so I’m off to a good start in meeting my word counts daily.
I started my own communications company which launches, well….NOW. Yep, I did. I will still be contracting with Vi Bella Jewelry, (yay for a first client!) but I’m hanging out my own shingle, helping others with marketing through strategy and storytelling. I’m thrilled to be in discussions with several entrepreneurs. You can catch a glimpse of what’s in the works HERE. (Much more on this soon.)
Phew, thanks for staying to the end. This recap isn’t nearly comprehensive, but more of a wrap-up of my author/entrepenuer goals and memories. Later this week I’ll be sharing a post about my MUST-HAVES for 2018. You’ll want to make sure you are subscribed to my email list so you don’t miss that! Sign up HERE.
I look forward to walking through 2018 with you. Because no matter what the calendar day, month, or year says, God IS a God of all seasons. And we are his beloveds.
Christmas cards show scenes of Mary, halo-looped, surrounded with light and gazing at her son. Our image of the mother of Jesus is pure. It is a clean white portrait of one who is wise and serene. We have another version the Mary with hands clasped looking upward, pain etched in face while Jesus takes his last breath on the cross and declares it “finished.” Mature Mary. Together. Knowing the calling on her life and His closest witness.
No sister held her hand while she birthed her son and her mother did not wrap her child and offer advice. The stage from which our King would first speak words to His people: a barn, from a bed made of slivered wood. The mother of God’s hand was held by no one but Joseph, her courageous husband who supplied his strength to protect God’s chosen and beloved. Her audience was a donkey, a cow, a lamb and lowly shepherds. And later strangers arrived from a foreign country, wise enough to follow the star and see the light.
A few years ago, over dinner, my friend told me about Broken Mary. She had retrieved the box of Christmas decor and gone about the business of setting out the nativity scene at the center of the table.
She discovered that Mary was broken: fractured, right down the middle.
Her husband super-glued her back together.
We rarely speak of a Broken Mary, but those cracks tell the real redemptive story. The story of God using the broken, the outcast, the lonely to birth a KING.
I can’t help but think that when that Mary cracked on my friend’s table the truth spilled out. The true Mary became clear.
The reality is that Mary was a young outcast girl, but also consecrated by God.
He announced through her: I CAN USE your brokenness and bewilderment.
He could use it because Mary BELIEVED despite her doubt.
Not only can He use it, He entered the world through it.
There was the arc angel and the announcement and the anointing, through which God broke Mary’s life to fill the world. These moments bind her to the Story in the most intimate of ways.
Mary’s brokenness bore the Son of God, The Savior, She would surely be stoned and humiliated given her situation, but God turned her isolation into the only solace we would ever know.
Mary’s life looked like a muddy mess on earth.
I hear a familiar comforting call in Broken Mary.
She is familiar with the stench of the smell of the outcast, those outside the city gates.
I suspect she can relate to words like: Shame. Illegitimate. Lonely. Unknown. Cast-out. No room. Cold. Dark.
In a city where officials were counting, she didn’t count.
She didn’t hold enough rank to have a roof the night she gave birth to the only Promise that ever mattered.
God would break shame and Mary wide open, placing her on a donkey to ride across the wilderness, in winter. Mary responded “YES” to the sacrifice and the greatest calling on a woman’s life that ever was.
This Christmas I wonder if brokenness is a gift…. I wonder if maybe holy looks like Broken Mary:
Called through the wilderness, to a barn, a manger, and ultimately to a cross and a tomb. Mary was broken by Him, for Him. From conception to ascension.
Called to difficult journey, yet full of God Himself. Mary walked a long, lonely path paved with light.
She stared fear in the face and believed an angel.
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I knew the globe was weathered. I found it at Goodwill, after all. I loved the blue of the ocean, the way the North American mountains were raised, how time zones divided it all, and the grade-school memories that it conjured up. The globe fit squarely on the corner of my vintage desk.
I often found myself mindlessly turning the world in circles, daydreaming.
And one day the equator fell off.
It happened like this:
A month or so ago I noticed a slight loosening of the thin strip around the middle and over the next few days the whole thing came undone and the plastic just completely lost its place.
I held the strand and wrapped it around my finger.
It made me sad and grief welled up in my heart like everything was wrong. I left the strip curled up there on the desk, determined to patch it up. I thought I might super-glue the sucker back on. I wasn’t sure just how, but I was determined to make it right again.
The next day, determined, I sat at the desk to write and I looked for the equator. It wasn’t on the desk, not on my chair, not even clinging to the lamp behind me. It was nowhere to be found. I asked my teenage children and I even looked accusingly at my cat, perplexed.
WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO MY EQUATOR?
With no answers offered, I found myself, a grown woman, looping and pacing the entire downstairs asking the ridiculous question over and over: “Who threw away the equator?”
After 15 minutes of antics, I found it, curled up in the kitchen trash can amid the junk mail.
No one claimed knowledge of how it had ended up there.
But no matter, it was found.
I pressed the plastic back onto the globe and I left the end of it dangling there, trailing.
The world with a loose end.
It made me sad again. The whole debacle reminded me that ALL of it can be lost. It reminded me of all of the prayer requests that were currently circling in my Facebook feed, comments stacking. The trailing strand interrupted my heart with the reminder of the diagnosis that had been dealt, the funeral that was being planned, the dream that required a laying-down, and the job search that was echoing failure to my friend. Water was still rising in Texas and a hurricane is threatening our eastern coastline, striking panic.
There is a gas shortage and empty shelves in grocery stores.
Because sometimes the middle falls off and we find ourselves running like a headless chicken begging those around us ~ have you seen the equator? Do you know where my center is?
We feel helpless and hopeless in the face of local, national, international news. We don’t see a light at the end of the tunnel or even a small glimmer of hope for issues big and small. We circle scenarios in our head and come up confused.
All this spinning leaves us spent.
I was also reminded of something else:
Sometimes we want to tack equators back on for others, but we just can’t.
Often there is a watching, and a waiting for a sign of hope with someone we love.
A time of witnessing their search and their attempt to press the middle back onto the world. A time of sitting and being right next to the pain of the trailing loss. With no answers. With no tape, no superglue, and no solution.
Only our presence, our showing up.
Just the offering of graceful, praying presence.
And the deep knowledge that all the equators we think wrap around this globe?
They are all already placed around the base of the cross.
Praying for those in the path of Hurricane Irma, the fires out west, and those beginning the long recovery from Hurricane Harvey today. Elsewhere there are landslides, earthquakes, and violence. God, please remind us to show up: to open our doors, our hearts, our wallets, and mostly our eyes to how we can be the hands and feet of Jesus in the storms.
You are going to move your precious child into a college dorm room soon and you’re going to feel ALL the emotions. You’re going to spend a lot of money at Walmart. You are going to face obstacles and unexpected challenges. You’re going to replay a montage of memories in your mind and heart and it’s gonna nearly destroy you one minute and make you beam with pride the next.
Don’t worry, everything you (and your child) needs to learn about college you will learn on move-in day.
1. Everything will be more expensive than you first believe.
I spent approximately $48 on Command Strips and handed over my life savings for the curtain panels, but hey, the offspring of my womb was going to be living on her own and I’ll be darned if her room doesn’t look cute.
2. Things rarely go as planned.
You will use those 48 dollars’ worth of Command Strips to hang everything that stands still onto the sterile white walls. Unfortunately, most things will crash to the floor within 20 minutes. Don’t worry, you can rehang them. And if they fall more than 3 times they were not meant to occupy that particular space.
3. Most of what your child will learn will be outside the classroom.
For example, an innocently purchased $17 shelf from the before mentioned Walmart. (If you haven’t yet realized, budget a mortgage payment for purchases. A bathmat here, an extension cord there, and an occasional must-have sign will eat up any disposable income you thought you might have this month.) Bye Felicia! Anyway back to our educational adventure:
We decided a bookshelf was needed next to the bed. For coffee mugs and the Keurig ( Obvious necessities: HELLO, caffeine saves lives.) We searched Hobby Lobby and the local antique stores to no avail. We again found ourselves at Walmart. Scene 5, take 5.
Sure enough, in the Home section we stumbled across the perfect shelf. We had measured the space, ya’ll. This thing was perfect. And it was gray which was our colorway. Done.
Until we tried to hoist the box into our blue cart.
We found ourselves mumbling things like “how could a $17 shelf weigh this much?” and “aren’t there materials that would be better suited and more lightweight, like what the wall shelf earlier purchased from Hobby Lobby is made of some sort of plastic wood-look-alike. But no matter, it was what it was. And it was heavy as a 100-year oak.
4. You will find beauty in unexpected places.
In the chaos of the day and the days to come, look around. Find a local flea market or antique shop. Meet someone new and share a conversation. You’re both going to need to widen your circle to get through all this transition.
5. You don’t always have to know what you are doing.
It’s ok to call your own mom, a friend, anyone. It takes a village.
At 4:13pm after I had attempted to hang those $#%^@! curtains and failed once again I declared them my nemesis and called my mother. “Mom do you have access to Pinterest?” She did in fact and recommended adding gorilla glue to my arsenal and to pay the $50 repainting fee at the end of the year. It looks like another trip to Walmart is in the near future.
6. Embrace the adventure. Improvise if you have to.
In life you may come across unforeseen obstacles and challenges. For example, on move-in day the parking lot adjacent to your student’s residence hall may be undergoing unwarranted repainting. There may be men in hardhats and barricades preventing you from gaining any proximity to your destination. You are tired. You have a trunk full of Walmart purchases.
As you stare in disbelief at your obstacle, your mind searches for plan B. The noxious smell of new pavement may temporarily impair your thought process, but simply carry your Dominos pizza across the asphalt wasteland, up the stairs for the 37th time and allow your thoughts to readjust as you consume said pizza on the floor, slurping caffeinated beverages and hatching a new plan.
On such floor, I began tapping my fingers together, and my daughter and I realize that we had packed a bike for commuting about campus. Perhaps we could utilize these extra wheels to move that 100 year old oak Walmart shelf. BINGO. We headed downstairs.
Of course it couldn’t be that simple. As soon as we had procured the bike the sky opened up and began to dump rain on us as if we had broken some cardinal rule of furniture moving. Rain pelted my face as I opened my trunk, hoisted out the shelf, bungeed it to her bike rack. My daughter shot across the newly dried pavement…her bike teetering under the girth of the shelf.
The plan worked.
We built that shelf together, Chinese and pictoral directions and all. (Always remember to pack a tool box.)
Indeed it matches the décor perfectly. We are not yet sure how this behemoth shelf will be moved out of the position it is currently in, but we are darn proud of our handiwork. And yes, I did make my daughter raise her right hand and solemnly swear that she would never sell said shelf. It could sit in the corner of her garage for all I care, but I want to see that $17 investment every time I visit her. For eternity.
7. Tears are part of the process.
There will be a moment during move-in day that will cause you to duck into the small, concrete dorm bathroom and sob. It will be ugly. You can do it quietly, I promise. The crying will come on suddenly and unexpectedly. Perhaps your child glances up and you and you see the same face that peered over her backpack at 7 years old in that elementary school hallway. Or maybe you’ll be eating pizza and watching an episode of Gilmore Girls because your limbs ache from all the lifting and hanging of things and you’ll feel older than you believe yourself to be. Or most probable, the tears will come for no apparent reason at all other than the fact that you once decorated the crib in her nursery and now you are pushing her Ikea couch across the tile floors.
8. Eventually you have to leave.
Get a hotel room for the first night and then maybe sleep on your student’s futon until you run out of underwear. Buy some more at Walmart if you have to…but eventually you still got to go, hon. This begins the cycle of leaving- she will leave home, you will leave her dorm/apartment/house. Rinse and repeat. You guys are in a hello/goodbye cycle which pretty much lasts the rest of your natural lives.
9. Trust the process
This new terrain is kinda like that mammoth wooden Walmart shelf balancing on the back of the bicycle in the rain. It’s awkward. Before you know it, your child will be riding away. She may wobble a little at first. Or a lot. You’ll get back in your car. A montage of all the years of her life will again play in your mind and heart. But onward to both of you. You survived move-in day and are now armed with just about everything you need to know. Just keep repeating the lessons.
A Neurotic Mom of a College Student
Creds: Shelby, Sophomore, Georgia College Class of 2019
PS: the information in this post is all true. There have been no name changes or embellishments. I have alibis, witnesses, and receipts to back up my claims. (Also, the check-out lady at Walmart can confirm my underwear purchase.)